Dear neighbors...

Good morning, dear duplex neighbors!

I just wanted to let you know how much we enjoyed the wake-up call this morning. The music itself wasn't quite enough to get me out of bed (although I know Gilda loves death metal at 5 am), but the pounding on the walls shook me up. The animal noises in the back yard were a nice touch. I hope the yelling helped you as you broke in through the window. Who needs keys?!

Oh, and I'm very sorry that your girlfriend broke up with you. I don't want to take sides, but I agree that she was defending Kevin too much and that it is likely they have fornicated. I don't blame you. You certainly have a wide variety of words to describe your displeasure at the situation! The yelling and screaming were tough, so I'm glad you had enough cigarettes to calm your nerves. Luckily, that smell comes right over into our "home" so we can enjoy it too.

I hope you get a lot of time to catch up on your sleep throughout the morning and afternoon. We will be at work, so it should be nice and quiet for you. If I'm lucky, we can do this all again tomorrow!

Love,
Your neighbors